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Fluffy's Plans for World Domination

June 15, 2021

There’s a pretty interesting kitty holiday on the horizon. Cat World Domination Day is June 24th. This may seem a bit silly and outlandish. Then again, Fluffy did manage to take over a huge chunk of the internet. She also convinced the ancient Egyptians that she was sacred. Are these little furballs plotting a world takeover? What would happen if they succeeded? A local Bend, OR vet discusses Fluffy’s master plans in this article.


Stocked Fishponds

Have you ever seen a video of a cat trying to catch goldfish beneath ice? As far as Fluffy is concerned, this is the gold standard of entertainment. (Of course, most of our feline pals aren’t very good at catching fish, but that doesn’t stop them from trying.)


History Revision

Did you know that many kings and presidents had treasured cats? Fluffy may very well want to update the records so that her feline pals were featured more prominently. 


Lap Space

It’s hard to move when there’s a cat comfy and purring in your lap. If Fluffy was in charge, it may very well become illegal to move your furball before she’s ready to get down! 


Catnip Everywhere

Did you know that catnip is actually part of the mint family? Mint is pretty easy to grow, so it’s only logical that kitties would expect there to be catnip planted, well, everywhere. You may need to grow some cat grass and wheat grass as well.


Purrniture

You may have seen pictures online of people who went above and beyond to make their homes into luxury palaces for their feline friends. From installing cat shelves to offering kitty enclosures to turning real trees into cat towers, you just never know how far people will go. If cats ever managed to seize control of the world, these things would become standard. You may also find beds and window seats attached to every window sill and aviaries in every yard.


Nap

No matter how much responsibility Fluffy found on her shoulders, she wouldn’t let it interfere with her self-care routines. Your feline overlord would still somehow squeeze out time for those 23 daily naps. Her beauty and sunbathing sessions would also continue unabated.


Please reach out to us, your local Bend, OR animal hospital, with any questions or concerns about your cat’s health or care. We’re dedicated to offering your kitty top-notch care! 

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